I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
His nipple licking is glorious
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