Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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