Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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