Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
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It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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