And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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