You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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