his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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