I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Someone signed my nipple.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize