we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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