I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you had me at cake vodka
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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