my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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