honey bunches of taint.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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