your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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