On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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