Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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