Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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