sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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