Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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