This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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