i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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