pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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zippers are such a cool invention
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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