I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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