you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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