It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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