There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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