at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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