There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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