Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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