I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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