In the future we'll all be gay
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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