A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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