Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
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Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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