i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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