I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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