The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
This is the high leading the old right now
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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