some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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