K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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