so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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