My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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