Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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