is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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