Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I am mentally ready for anal.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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