i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
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Vodka?
Forever.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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