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  • 79 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:22pm

    Texas doesn't need America bitch

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:00pm

    3:49- i bet you've never done a damned patriotic thing in your life

  • 61 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:15pm

    maybe because it happened in texas....

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:05pm

    Everyone else can suck Texas' dick

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:45pm

    man, who is drunk on their bicycle at noon during a flash flood watch? God bless dallas.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:19pm

    there is a reason That The rest of america bashes texas. it's cause we are better and everyone is just jealous

  • 58 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:07pm

    god bless Texas hahaha

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 10:35pm

    NORTH DALLAS REPRESENTINNN

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:16pm

    There's actually a song in which the artist sings "god bless Texas" so I'm pretty sure that is what the op is referring to. And furthermore, it's a great song.

  • 54 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:54pm

    5:05 I suspect you do suck Texas dick and most of them say you're a weak lay.

  • 57 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:50am

    12:23, bikes are considered "vehicles" in some states. that includes texas. so yes, it is. also, this made me laugh reeeeeaaaally hard

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:23pm

    Crazy shit does tend to happen in Texas...

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:12am

    texas is the best. period. anyone that says otherwise hasn't been here.

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:33am

    All y'all Texas haters have never been to a strip club on Friday night in Dallas. (and I'm a straight girl)

  • 63 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:26pm

    Everything's bigger, everything's better down here

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 22, 09 at 12:07am

    Pantera, Chuck Norris, and drunks on bikes at noon, I LOVE TEXAS!

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:58pm

    3:49- Texas doesn't need you Yankee bastards, we'd be fine on our own. The Texas flag is the only one that can fly above the American flag for a reason

  • 56 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:44pm

    God bless Texas, indeed. So glad to be back.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:28pm

    As much as I HATE TEXAS, I love it more than those FREELOADING CANADA or LAZY MEXICO. AMERICUHHHHHHHHHHHHH bwahaha now thumbs me up for once!!

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:23pm

    yes God bless Texas, God bless Nebraska, God bless Maine....God bless the USA

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:55pm

    Texas fucks with fine bitches.

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 10:40pm

    man i miss that end of TX....tho here in 409 it aint much better

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:29pm

    Texas is it's own country. Or so they think.

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:38pm

    hell ya, lets secede

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 2:07pm

    Texas could bend Oregon over and drive it to Bolivia.

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:05pm

    That's how we do it here!!!

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:04pm

    doesn't matter whether it's Texas or us 'Yankee bastards' this is the United States of America love it or leave it and don't secede just move your unpatriotic ass to canada or try cuba I hear things are just swell down there

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:46pm

    Lmfao. Gotta luv Texas baby!!

  • 41 45
    Submitted by plmqaz on Aug 12, 10 at 6:07pm

    McKinney hahaha.

  • 43 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:23pm

    i could also see this happening in kentucky

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 2:22am

    My area code..... WHO THE HELL?!?!

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:59pm

    I like it. In Wisconsin we can this "Tour de Franzia". Tube of box wine while biking. Hell yeah!

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:28am

    ya let texas go and us Canadians will give them quebec, whining french fucks!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:23am

    How can u get a DUI on a bike is that even illegal???

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 9:28pm

    No place like Texas!!!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:37pm

    that funny i just saw the exact same thing yesterday after noon as well. but in oregon.

  • 40 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 4:39pm

    this is just too funny drunk at noon on a bike lmao

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:02pm

    Damn Dallas police always fuckin wit somebody!!!

  • 32 44
    Submitted by littlebit11891 on Oct 21, 10 at 3:58am

    Bryan/College Station baby!! WHOOP!!!\n:)

  • 44 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:13pm

    Note how OP said God bless Texas. Not America, just Texas..

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 6:25pm

    He meant Texas with a capital T. 22 years here from birth, joined the army at 23 and then stationed here. TEXAS TILL DEATH.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:49pm

    915 isn't Dallas.... But yep, I can totally see stuff like this happening here lol

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 5:30pm

    That would happen in south Florida and Texas :) it's just too funny ! Lmao

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:15pm

    wow I fucking love living in texas. haha ATX rep.

  • 48 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:49pm

    3:22 - as far as I am concerned, America doesn't need Texas! Secede, I'd like that. Then we wouldn't have to put up with you arrogant asshole! Oh, and we'll put up a wall to keep you I Unamerican bastards iut of the U.S.

  • 24 38
    Submitted by Levi242 on Jun 7, 11 at 1:40am

    Haha gotta love Texas...

  • 34 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:33pm

    That's my area codee! Fuuck yeahhh we party hardd!!