Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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