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You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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