Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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