How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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