No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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