What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
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Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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