If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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