i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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